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5th July 2014

Photo reblogged from The Frogman with 32,234 notes

lizclimo:

and now, a comic about the other kind of football. happy birthday america

lizclimo:

and now, a comic about the other kind of football. happy birthday america

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5th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from TV's Michael Pawlak as seen on TV* with 88,231 notes

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5th July 2014

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the-times-like-these:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

allonsyforever:

mrkittytheastronaut:

rnrmurden:

angelsofmanhattan:

lumos5000:

weasleyandpotter:

SEVENS IN HARRY POTTER. SEVEN BOOKS IN THE SERIES. SEVEN HORCRUXES. SEVENS ON HIS FOREHEAD
Other sevens in Harry Potter:
7 years at Hogwarts
7 floors of Hogwarts
7 galleons for a wand
7 positions in quidditch
7 tasks in the Sorceror’s Stone
7 potions in task 6
7 Weasley children
Ginny is the 1st Weasley girl in 7 generations.
Gryffindor beats Slytherin for the house cup for the first time in 7 years in the Sorceror’s Stone
7 books Gilderoy Lockhart requires for DADA (CoS)
7 muggles see Harry and Ron fly the car (CoS)
7 days of Aunt Marge (PoA)
Arthur Weasley wins 700 galleons (PoA).
7 tear drops on Hagrid’s letter to Hermione (PoA).
7 people in the Shrieking Shack (PoA): Harry, Hermione, Ron, Sirius, Lupin, Snape, and Pettigrew.
Voldemort killed Frank Bryce who was 77 to make the 7th horcrux.
7 locks on Moody’s trunk (GoF)
Dobby has 7 socks (GoF)
Unicorns don’t turn pure white until they’re 7 years old. (GoF)
Harry was “born as the 7th month dies…” (OotP)
7 memories of Tom Riddle (HBP)
Harry and Ron get 7 O.W.L.s each (HBP)
7DADA teachers
7 questions Bellatrix asks Severus in Spinner’s End
7 Harry Potters with 7 Order members
7 races in the wizarding world: Human, Giant, Goblin, Centaur, Elf, Werewolf, Veela
There are 142 stairs at Hogwarts which adds to 7 (1+4+2=7)
Cleansweep 7
Gryffindor Tower is located on the 7th floor
Nicholas Flamel and his wife have 7 years age difference
7 hidden passageways out of Hogwarts on the Marauders’ Map
Flitwick’s office (where Sirius is locked in PoA) is on the 7th floor
700 ways to commit a foul in Quidditch.
The Tri-Wizard Tournament was first established 700 years before it’s appearance in the GoF.
Fred and George charge 7 sickles for a canary cream
Clause Seven of the Decree states that magic may be used before Muggles in exceptional circumstances
The Room of Requirement, used for DA meetings, is on the 7th floor. (OotP)
Cormac McLaggen’s mother was married 7 times. (HBP)
7 death eaters at the tower in HBP: Draco, Fenrir, Amycus, Alecto, tall blond, Snape, Gibbon as well as 7 members of the Order and the DA: McGonagall, Tonks, Lupin, Neville, Ginny, Hermione, Ron
Lily began going out with James in their 7th year at Hogwarts
The prophecy is in row 97 in the Department of Mysteries
There are 7 Animagi registered with the Improper Use of Magic Office
7 people locked in the Malfoy’s cellar (DH): Ollivander, Luna, Dean, Harry, Dean, Ron, and Griphook

HOW HAVE WE NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE!?!?!?

Guys there’s no notes on this post. We broke another post on tumblr…

JK Rowling is the greatest writer ever

7 is the number for completeness in numerology

0 notes y’all broke it again

Shit.

Well fuck

the-times-like-these:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

allonsyforever:

mrkittytheastronaut:

rnrmurden:

angelsofmanhattan:

lumos5000:

weasleyandpotter:

SEVENS IN HARRY POTTER. SEVEN BOOKS IN THE SERIES. SEVEN HORCRUXES. SEVENS ON HIS FOREHEAD

Other sevens in Harry Potter:

  • 7 years at Hogwarts
  • 7 floors of Hogwarts
  • 7 galleons for a wand
  • 7 positions in quidditch
  • 7 tasks in the Sorceror’s Stone
  • 7 potions in task 6
  • 7 Weasley children
  • Ginny is the 1st Weasley girl in 7 generations.
  • Gryffindor beats Slytherin for the house cup for the first time in 7 years in the Sorceror’s Stone
  • 7 books Gilderoy Lockhart requires for DADA (CoS)
  • 7 muggles see Harry and Ron fly the car (CoS)
  • 7 days of Aunt Marge (PoA)
  • Arthur Weasley wins 700 galleons (PoA).
  • 7 tear drops on Hagrid’s letter to Hermione (PoA).
  • 7 people in the Shrieking Shack (PoA): Harry, Hermione, Ron, Sirius, Lupin, Snape, and Pettigrew.
  • Voldemort killed Frank Bryce who was 77 to make the 7th horcrux.
  • 7 locks on Moody’s trunk (GoF)
  • Dobby has 7 socks (GoF)
  • Unicorns don’t turn pure white until they’re 7 years old. (GoF)
  • Harry was “born as the 7th month dies…” (OotP)
  • 7 memories of Tom Riddle (HBP)
  • Harry and Ron get 7 O.W.L.s each (HBP)
  • 7DADA teachers
  • 7 questions Bellatrix asks Severus in Spinner’s End
  • 7 Harry Potters with 7 Order members
  • 7 races in the wizarding world: Human, Giant, Goblin, Centaur, Elf, Werewolf, Veela
  • There are 142 stairs at Hogwarts which adds to 7 (1+4+2=7)
  • Cleansweep 7
  • Gryffindor Tower is located on the 7th floor
  • Nicholas Flamel and his wife have 7 years age difference
  • 7 hidden passageways out of Hogwarts on the Marauders’ Map
  • Flitwick’s office (where Sirius is locked in PoA) is on the 7th floor
  • 700 ways to commit a foul in Quidditch.
  • The Tri-Wizard Tournament was first established 700 years before it’s appearance in the GoF.
  • Fred and George charge 7 sickles for a canary cream
  • Clause Seven of the Decree states that magic may be used before Muggles in exceptional circumstances
  • The Room of Requirement, used for DA meetings, is on the 7th floor. (OotP)
  • Cormac McLaggen’s mother was married 7 times. (HBP)
  • 7 death eaters at the tower in HBP: Draco, Fenrir, Amycus, Alecto, tall blond, Snape, Gibbon as well as 7 members of the Order and the DA: McGonagall, Tonks, Lupin, Neville, Ginny, Hermione, Ron
  • Lily began going out with James in their 7th year at Hogwarts
  • The prophecy is in row 97 in the Department of Mysteries
  • There are 7 Animagi registered with the Improper Use of Magic Office
  • 7 people locked in the Malfoy’s cellar (DH): Ollivander, Luna, Dean, Harry, Dean, Ron, and Griphook

HOW HAVE WE NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE!?!?!?

Guys there’s no notes on this post. We broke another post on tumblr…

JK Rowling is the greatest writer ever

7 is the number for completeness in numerology

0 notes y’all broke it again

Shit.

Well fuck

4th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Aboard the Titanic with 355 notes

titanic-honor-and-glory:

A selection of screenshots from some tests we did of our interior models of Titanic in Unreal Engine 4. You can find these and more screenshots and other images on our website by clicking here.

The areas featured here are:

  • The Forward Grand Staircase
  • The A La Carte Restaurant
  • First Class Stateroom B-59
  • First Class Stateroom B-58
  • The Plunge Bath
  • The Working Crew Corridor or “Scotland Road”
  • A Stewards’ Lavatory

Lighting conditions are based on figures for the brightness of bulbs on the real Titanic. They were much dimmer back then, and had a far warmer appearance, sometimes to the point of being rather gloomy.

As these were basic tests, material properties, lighting, and shadows are not representative of final work and may look very different in the final game.

Visit Titanic: Honor and Glory on our Official Website, or TumblrFacebookYoutube, and Twitter for more about the project.

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3rd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Cat got your tongue? with 3,705 notes

I know what you must be thinking. “Poor little rich girl, what does she know about misery?”

NO!

Tagged: Titanic

3rd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Master calls me kitten with 11,628 notes

mommy-and-puppy-princess:

char-char-mander:

delicatelittlebaby:

me

Every fussy little

Except for diapers; yes.

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26th March 2014

Question reblogged from fuckyeah1990s is a 90s blog with 1,057 notes

mfhstudios said: damn dude what happened with you and that girl?

fuckyeah1990s:

I got too serious too quick. I mean I can’t help that I wear my heart on my sleeve and I’m full of passion and emotions n stuff. Sometimes the other person isn’t ready for that and it scares them, they realize they dont want something serious and then everything gets fucked up. But you know, it happens. You just have to keep running your 90s blog to distract u from the pain and when that doesn’t work you binge eat an entire Boston Cream Pie, a rotisserie chicken, while masturbating furiously at the nudes shes texted you and simultaneously crying while that dumb song from The Armageddon soundtrack Aerosmith - I Dont Want To Miss A Thing is playing on repeat on full blast, then you see her logged onto skype, you message her that you’re in love with her and ask if theres anything you can do to “work it out”, she immediately logs off, and you wonder if she put you on ignore, then you order a pizza from papa johns and so you can binge eat that too, your roommate pounds on the door “You’ve been listening to that stupid fucking song for 2 hours!” and he doesn’t know that it was you and your ex’s song, and that you both watched “Armageddon” together one night on the TNT channel, and made out during the credits while that aerosmith song was playing, you yell back at your roommate “IM LISTENING TO MUSIC! JUST LEAVE ME THE EFF ALONE PLEASE! I PAY RENT HERE TOO YOU KNOW. AND I CLEANED UP THE MESS YOU MADE THE OTHER DAY WHEN YOU MADE CHICKEN FAJiTAS” and then he leaves. The girl logs back onto skype and says that she still “wants to be friends”, but you know it isnt true and you devour the papa johns pizza alone in your room, in the dark, and looking for 90s things to post on your 90s blog. You wonder if you’ll ever meet anyone again, and pass out with your own dried out cum all over your stomach, and the slideshow of nudes playing on your computer monitor.

omg

23rd March 2014

Photoset reblogged from KILLRBAGEL with 229,519 notes

karzahnii:

a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check

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15th March 2014

Quote reblogged from Tomorrow is Cancelled with 2 notes

Dude, I loved Eminem when I was growing up.

John, my soon to be husband who just called me “dude” (via satellitesandastronauts)

DUDE!

Tagged: personalamyomg fuck off!

14th March 2014

Post reblogged from Tomorrow is Cancelled with 22 notes

satellitesandastronauts:

theinkstainedknight:

So I have my tickets to Australia! I leave in a month, on the fourteenth! Wooooooo! I can’t wait to be with my baby girl!

I am so excited for you, David! So happy! I leave on the 11th. Big, exciting changes for both of us. :)

Congratulations, David! I wish you the best of luck!

Tagged: personal

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14th March 2014

Photoset reblogged from Dorkly Staff Blog with 213,907 notes

dorkly:

The 7 Most Annoying People To Watch TV With

Amy would say I fit the bill on a few of these haha.

Tagged: Amypersonal

12th March 2014

Post reblogged from We are unusual and tragic and alive. with 917,831 notes

joshifereverlark:

ayaisamazing:

It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty

image

or plain,

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tall

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or short,

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or have things all over your face, 

image

because what truly matters is 

image

what’s inside you.

this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr

Actually efficiency matters most in this case. 

:)

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8th March 2014

Photo reblogged from Tomorrow is Cancelled with 51,694 notes

raltimore:

A Spike Jonze film 

raltimore:

A Spike Jonze film 

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4th March 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Absolute Funniest Posts with 101,343 notes

Tagged: the wolf of wall street

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2nd March 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Absolute Funniest Posts with 261,861 notes

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